dinsdag 6 januari 2015

ENDTIME CHRONICLES

Kim Jong-un paves a new beauty trend in 2015
Kim Jong-un paves a new beauty trend in 2015
Shortly after Kim Jong-un's muscle men hacked into Sony Pictures, for portraying "their supreme leader in comical light" through a film, something else has been hacked too: Kim Jong-un's eyebrows.

Salons across North Korea are abuzz with this new trend as their fellow countrymen are opting for unusually short eyebrows. The trend caught wildfire soon after the dictator (ahem, the supreme leader) appeared for a televised speech to address the people of North Korea on the occasion of New Year's Day. Kim Jong-un emerged sans what scientists call supercilium - the eyebrows. In their place were two tiny black dashes that made Kim Jong-un appear rather amusing.

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